A touching story.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Seets says:
go find another group of friends loh
preferably girls
haha

Dangerous Cinderella-Faisal says:
i adalah jgk dgn girls2 ni
tp, not like u girls la
u all mmg outstanding la
bangga i ada kwn mcm u n kexin

Seets says:
lol!!
awwww
im so touched

Dangerous Cinderella-Faisal says:
serius weh
haha

Seets says:
why la? what kind of ppl are we?

Dangerous Cinderella-Faisal says:
yela, u guys sporting, state-of-the-art, berpandangn jauh
able to standalone
high confidence

Seets says:
huhuu..im on the point of tears adi

Dangerous Cinderella-Faisal says:
bila i rasa mcm rsa2 moody je, i try to igt u girls la
n u noe, last kohza, i ada buat speak out la psl apa tak puas hati, i buat comparison u guys dgn org2 kat sini

Seets says:
srsly..big ‘awwww’ moment here
then what happened?

Dangerous Cinderella-Faisal says:
haha
then, takde apa2 la, all diam je, all eyes to me

Seets says:
huuu..touching nya
awww…i love you too, faisal~

Dangerous Cinderella-Faisal says:
haha

Seets says:
kexin: faisal! love you~ muacks!
since she’s not here…i rep dia laa

Dangerous Cinderella-Faisal says:
thats y i said, sometime, i dun wish i was a malay
haha
boleh rep pulak

Seets says:
bolehhh…bt kexin would’ve said smth more extreme

陛下可欣 says:
back baby

Seets says:
scroll up and read!!
touching moment in our history…should go on booyah!
haha

Dangerous Cinderella-Faisal says:
haha

陛下可欣 says:
OMG!
I’M SO TOUCHED!
LOVE YOU TO BITS AND PIECES

Dangerous Cinderella-Faisal says:
haha
danke schon

~~~~~~~~~~~~

陛下可欣 says:
anyways sal
how did you “present” us to your friends?

Dangerous Cinderella-Faisal says:
i ckp la, i selalu hangout dgn kwn cina, masa sekolah mmg rpt dgn two chinese girls ni

陛下可欣 says:
awwwww

Dangerous Cinderella-Faisal says:
diorang ni, selalu byk idea, selalu volunteer, i kata, msa dgn diroang, saya mcm “byk” relaks
kat sini, saya asik byk je kerja kena buat,

陛下可欣 says:
fuiyohh
so obvious pointing at them

Dangerous Cinderella-Faisal says:
ni masa i speak out about volunteering la
ah, like u la, straight to the point je
buat apa nak sorok2 dah
benda dah betul, no nid to keep it more

Seets says:
haha…total opposite of me

陛下可欣 says:
but those remains as memories, really
are we posting this on booyah?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I did. Haha! Love you both!

As mentioned in Audrey’s post below, Friday is the official yumcha day.

In conjunction, pictures below will illustrate what happens on yumcha day.

Attempting to finish a Vanilla milkshake mixed with hot milk and raw egg.

Talk crap and act stupid.

1) Everyone go get a twitter/tumblr account. Follow me: audreyctho.
2) It’s official, Friday night is ‘yumcha’ night. Anyone can join…just call any one of us.
3) Holiday plans, anyone?

Credits to SapphirePearls.
My personal favourites are bold =D

2009/08/30
by stalker93

ELF: What type of girls does Siwon Gege like?
Siwon: Kind-hearted.
Kibum: Christians can’t tell lies, right?
Siwon: …… Beautiful, hot body.

ELF: Gege, reply me, let me feel blessed too.
Eunhyuk: Reply.
Ryeowook: Reply reply.
Sungmin: Reply reply reply.
Yesung: Reply reply reply reply.

ELF: Congratulations to Kangin for being the most popular in UFO, there is a special prize of $1000, for instructions to collect the prize, please reply.
Kangin: Reply!
Hankyung: You are a Chinese ELF, the one who used the same method to trick me into replying the other time?

ELF: Han Geng Han Xiao Meh, yes, i’m calling you, don’t pretend to not hear, make a sound. [meh is the sound a goat makes]
Hankyung: Meh~~~
Kangin: Chinese ELF? Caught!
Yesung: Have you eaten?
Donghae: Give me iced water, thanks, i’m hungry.

ELF: SJ-T fighting! SJ the top!
Donghae: Who is SJ-T, ELF, please support SJ-M!
Yesung: All of the adorable ELF, please support SJ-H!
Ryeowook: Don’t forget about KRY!
Leeteuk: All of you tired of living? Go back to sleep!
Shindong: Heechul hyung and Hankyung hyung are in the bathroom giving Champagne and Heebum a bubble bath, tears, I haven’t bathed.

ELF: I love you! Kim Jaejoong!!!
Hankyung: How do you know that i’m currently on the phone with Jaejoong?! Amazing! Jaejoong, it’s yours……
Donghae: Wo Ai Ni! Xiang La Xiao Long Xia! [literally translated as ‘fragrant spicy little lobster’]
Heechul: Lee Donghae, don’t embarrass yourself together with your Hankyung hyung……
Hankyung: Heechul…… you’re biased!
Leeteuk: Low key low key! [as in, to keep a low profile]

ELF: Heechul Gege and Hankyung Gege, get married!
Yesung: I do!
Heechul: With who? Hankyung? Don’t know him very well.
Hankyung: Irresponsible fella, don’t have to take responsibility after eating? [eating here is a pun, R-21 references]
Siwon: Hyung, please help me stop my nose from bleeding.
Hankyung: What were you thinking, I was talking about eating my Beijing Fried Rice!
Leeteuk: Kids…… Keep it low key [as in, to keep a low profile]

ELF: One who only reads the messages and not reply are fools. [endearing term]
Donghae: Referring to you, the one below.
Kyuhyun: Referring to you, the one below.
Ryeowook: Referring to you, the one below.
Kibum: ……
Eunhyuk: Now, can’t dive either? [to dive means to hide]
Hankyung: You cannot see me, you cannot see me……
Siwon: To prove that I’m not a fool……
Leeteuk: All of you are really free nowadays, is it?

ELF: Is Heechul Gege playing games again? [refering to computer games]
Kangin: Zai nan zai nan! [zai nan is a term to refer to guys who do not go out, but stay home to play games]
Donghae: You are the zai nan, you and Leeteuk and your whole house are all zai nan.
Heechul: Donghae! Good job!

ELF: Hankyung Gege, your body is really good, let us take a look while you are bathing.
Heechul: Hankyung, remember to collect money.
Leeteuk: Good idea, I’ll pay here.
Hankyung:To go out to collect money while bathing, isn’t that crazy.

ELF: Geges(s) have to be together forever.
Leeteuk: Together with every ELF forever, love all of you.
Kyuhyun: Hyung, that was really greasy.
Shindong: Nods.
Yesung: Digs nose……

ELF: Gege(s) usually read fanfictions about who?
Shindong: about KangTeuk child-bearing, Eunhyuk’s recommendation.
Leeteuk: ……
Donghae: Xi Jing, Hankyung hyung’s recommendation. [Xi Jing = Hee Jing? Hee for Heechul, Jing for Beijing? Please verify! Haha.]
Hankyung: ……

Kexin says: i’m back, babeh!
r@ymond says: all hail kexin~~~~
Kexin says: rise, my knights
r@ymond says: oh your greatness… we do not dare to
Kexin says: hahaha!!!!
r@ymond says: for her Highness is of far superior caste than her meagre knights
r@ymond says: ==
Kexin says: ahh.. my loyal minions
Kexin says: you shall live a great life, following me
Kexin says: and you shall have my gratitude
r@ymond says: oh how could we ever accept her Highness’s gratitute… that is too much of an honour
Kexin says: cut the crap la

Extracted from SapphirePearls.
Oh, I forgot to mention that we’re
Super Junior fans as well??
Now you know. And we’re
proud to be =)

by stalker93
090809 Donghae’s UFO replies

ELF: Oppa,I’ve bought a canvas shoe and it was a defect,the brand even fell off..
Donghae: Really,where did you buy it?go return it hand in hand with oppa

ELF: Oppa,because the mosquitos can’t sleep properly,help me teach them a lesson
Donghae: Tell me the mosquito’s name and address,I’ll go teach them a lesson

ELF: Lee Hyukjae is mine!
Donghae: He is obviously mine

ELF: I’m sorry because I love you
Donghae: I’m sorry because I love you more

ELF: (you) always makes us touched
Donghae: E.L.F,who always provide us with your love and care*

ELF: Is SJ-M returning to Korea?We can see oppas again?Ah,I’m going to cry
Donghae: Don’t cry,if you cry,I’m going to give you a bobo**

ELF: Oppa!Eunhae is the most recognized couple~
Donghae: I’ve already broke up with Eunhyuk

ELF: Loving SJ,the love which cannot be expressed in a thousand words.However,this love has became the biggest miracle of my life
Donghae: If you don’t work hard,you will never have any miracles,but we’re going to be the SJ which works even harder!

ELF:I know what you did last night..be careful of the roads at night!
Donghae:I’m so scared…I didn’t do any crime!

ELF: Did Oppa watch “Boys over flowers”?Isn’t F4 so handsomeT_T?
Donghae: I’m also very handsome!I’m Boys over Donghae~~~

*感动 means touched, I don’t know how to translate it because it sounds funny in that sentence =/
**kiss in Korean

Source;Donghae’s baidu (Thank you Sapphyblue!)
1st UFO reply translated by chloeee@SJ-world.net
Rest of the UFO replies translated by ♥유진-@SJ-world.net
Do not remove or add your own credits! Thank you.

Kexin says: it’s carmen!!!
Siong says: yeah!
Siong says: her face has always got this smile pasted on it!
Siong says: i noe there was smth wrong!
Siong says: always smiling carmen!
Siong says: suspicious~
Kexin says: ooh!!!!!
Kexin says: i get it i get it
Kexin says: i get what you mean
Kexin says: it’s like gin ichimaru
Siong says: …haha!!
Siong says: exactly!

Th CrazeKexin says: SIONG!!
Kexin says: T_T
Kexin says: where were you??????
Kexin says: i was about to call you ady if you don’t online tonight
Siong says: ??
Siong says: using my new phone,…^^
Siong says: lol
Kexin says: CEH!
Kexin says: what phone??
Siong says: 5800 la
Kexin says: i sent the ABCD ET GOLLUM SHREK GOLLUM UN NOH YA
Kexin says: ooohh, finally bought it ha
Kexin says: ky also got it
Siong says: that one ah!!!
Kexin says: got it at the pc fair lehh
Siong says: wth?
Siong says: i dun understand a single thing
Kexin says:the song they sing in the camp leh
Siong says: i tot it was some random indon language
Kexin says: with the kids
Kexin says: you check back and seeeee
Siong says: ohhh…lol! i forgot adi
Kexin says: very cute la
Kexin says: donghae keep singing it
Kexin says: LOL
Siong says: yeah, now that u mentioned it i remember a little
Siong says: bt seriously, i tot it was indon or smth
….
Kexin says: haiya, malaysia not safe ady
Kexin says: start to have all these riots and stuff
Siong says: yala! next thing u noe, we
Siong says: will be the next iran
Kexin says: yes
Kexin says: luckily we’re going adt
Kexin says: ady
Siong says: bt we still haf to come bak ma
Kexin says: come back and pack things and lari
Siong says: lol
Siong says: our family leh?
Kexin says: i don’t know how many times i’ll repeat this: if it’s not for the gov, m’sia very nice to stay de
Kexin says: pack as in pack my family and lari la
Siong says: yes!
Kexin says: haha!
Kexin says: that’ll be so funny and animated
Siong says: haha!
Kexin says: ahh.. faster faster go away larg
Siong says: like those jap anime
Kexin says: larh
Kexin says: yeah
Siong says: back and put in kain wan
Kexin says: literally pack and go
Kexin says: hhaha! yes
Siong says: then tie in front of the face
Siong says: haha!
Kexin says: happosai
….
Kexin says: hee
Kexin says: i have a feeling my dad wanna go aussie
Kexin says: haha
Kexin says: his brother is there
Kexin says: but he cannot survive there; no RICE
Siong says: lol
Siong says: yala..bt we haf to work or if haf family at the country then oni can get lo
Siong says: lol!
Kexin says: rice sure very expensive there
Siong says: bread la
Siong says: like yakitate all over again
Kexin says: he cannot wan! must rice
Kexin says: LOL!!!!!
Kexin says: ahh, i miss that show
Siong says: rice bucket=fan tung
Kexin says: exactly
Kexin says: china man betul
Kexin says: but don’t say him la
Kexin says: i too will die without rice
Kexin says: i’d become a fan tung secara tidak langsung
Siong says: haha!
Siong says: got sushi places wan ma…bt yala, expensivce
Siong says: i will cook wan lo, when i study there
Siong says: food so exp
Kexin says: cook also exp leh
Kexin says: because rice is expensive
Siong says: bt can survive la
….
Siong says: i dont mind eating bread lo
Siong says: nice what
Kexin says: cannot ahh, not healthy
Siong says: rice can la, once in a while
Kexin says: come come, jie jie cook
Siong says: ..
Siong says: rice same with bread ma
Kexin says: rice is treasure, it’s a definite NEED
Kexin says: noooo, bread not as nice as rice
Siong says: both also carbs
Kexin says: ahh.. the delicious and yum yum rice
Siong says: …
Siong says: takitate gohan!
Kexin says: mix with exceptionally yummy cili+garlic tumis
Kexin says: FUUH!
Kexin says: heaven!
Siong says: haha!!
Kexin says: gohan banzai!
Siong says: bkt~
Kexin says: ahhhhhh
Kexin says: the yummy yau char guai in soup!
Kexin says: ahh
Kexin says: WHY!
Kexin says: my mouth is watering ady
Kexin says: yeesh yeesh
Siong says: bread also what!! apply blueberry jam and peanut butter! then toast it
Siong says: put cheese also can
Kexin says: eek
Kexin says: not so appealing
Kexin says: haha
Siong says: pb and j!
Siong says: melt in ur mouth eh!
Kexin says: LOL!!!!!!
Kexin says: that cartoon!
Siong says: crispy on the outside and melting in the inside
Siong says: ohh!
Siong says: haha
….
Kexin says: my nails are purple
Kexin says: nw
Kexin says: so evil la
Kexin says: hahha
Siong says: so long din watch adi
Siong says: yala!
Siong says: should selang seli ma
Siong says: one black, one purple
Kexin says: selang seli????
Kexin says: LOL!
Kexin says: OK  ah, next round i do like that
Siong says: haha!
Siong says: booyah!
Kexin says: i want pierrot’s nails marhhh
Siong says: the vry sharp and strong ones?
Kexin says: yes!
Kexin says: his nails really appealing loh!!!!
Siong says: hahaa
Kexin says: i fell in love with those nails at first sight man!
Kexin says: ahh, i have this things for nails
Kexin says: hahhaa
Siong says: no worries, we’re all weird here
Siong says: i haf a thing for boy band leaders
Kexin says: teuk teuk, brian
Kexin says: who else?
Kexin says: haha
Kexin says: g dragon
Kexin says: EI
Siong says: ..
Siong says: no la
Siong says: haha
Siong says: yunho
Kexin says: THE T.O.P AH, IS THE BANDANA GUY LARRHHHHH
Siong says: hyun joong
Siong says: yameh?
Siong says: top always got eyeliner one wo
Kexin says: ahhhh, now i know also feel happier ady
Siong says: he got wear bandana wan mehh?
Kexin says: and bandana
Kexin says: got!!!!!
Kexin says: i hei his tai ady
Siong says: lol!!
Siong says: using ur dad’s expertise
Kexin says: of course!
Kexin says: somewhat got the wai chun de
Siong says: hahaa
….
Kexin says: but i know sungmin can become a great husband and dad
Kexin says: no joke
Kexin says: hahaha
….
Kexin says: got one part ah, when kangin and sungmin are cooking, go and self praise
Kexin says: got self praise session
Kexin says: “we’re like groom-to-be”
Kexin says: “yeah, there’s nothing we cannot do”
Kexin says: “we can clean and cook”
Kexin says: “and we’re handsome too”
Siong says: yala!
Kexin says: “perfect husbands”
Kexin says: fai la!!!!!!
….
Siong says: today the budak vry good oh
Siong says: almost wanted to praise him wan
Kexin says: DON’T DO IT!
Kexin says: later he fly i tell you
Kexin says: even if he gets 99 in his exam, ask where’s the 1%
Siong says: haha…first time in a month plus he did the homework i gave him
Kexin says: don’t give room
Siong says: haha!
Kexin says: he did it all seriously or main2?
Siong says: really got do wan
Siong says: i gave him last sat
Siong says: wait, no, fri
Siong says: then i told him la, u better do ah! or ill call u evryday to check up on u
Siong says: he did do it and showed me in class today
Kexin says: he very smug la now?
Kexin says: hahaha
Kexin says: “you think very good la now?
Kexin says: “you think you finish this time very good la now??”
Kexin says: “have you got 10As?”
Kexin says: “you think you like this can go exam la now??”
Kexin says: “you get number two also you’re still the first among the losers”
Kexin says: “if this coming test you fail i don’t teach ady”
Siong says: lol!
Siong says: he’ll commit suicide if u were to teach him
Siong says: i almost wanted to quit adi
Kexin says: “you go out with your friends you die i tell you”
Siong says: bt i see like if i dont teach him he might bcome worse
Kexin says: it’s not easy, seriously
Kexin says: yahh, that’s what keeping me in too
Kexin says: and of course, MONEY
Kexin says: my buducks pulak today smug at me, got 10 wrongs only for maths paper 1
Kexin says: kira good ady la, i was surprised
Kexin says: but i didn’t say anything
Siong says: haha!
Kexin says: instead i ask him to take the paper and come and pray and bow to me
Kexin says: ahaha
Siong says: really ka?
Kexin says: so jahat kan
Kexin says: kaka
Kexin says: i said jokingly la
Siong says: haha
Kexin says: he was laughing laughing so happy
Kexin says: he actually called to delay class or somthing
Kexin says: then he told me about it
Kexin says: i have a feeling he’s purposely calling just to tell me that
Kexin says: haha
Siong says: hahaa!
Siong says: ur standard so high
Siong says: of cos la
Siong says: can praise once in a while wan ma
Kexin says: got la, minor ones
Siong says: ok lo
Kexin says: frugal kexin
Kexin says: haha
Kexin says: praise frugal kexin
Siong says: lol…frugal more to kedekut in money…ur not kedekut ma…
Siong says: vry generous in buying presents ma
Siong says: haha…i praise u now u will malu2 wan right?
Kexin says: hehe
Kexin says: *shy shy*
Kexin says: *blush blush*
Kexin says: haha!!
Kexin says: i not always buy also larh
Siong says: …
Kexin says: still owe many people present lehh
Kexin says: and i’m dried
Kexin says: hahaha
Siong says: i also la!
Kexin says: hwo to go SUPER SHOW II ???
Siong says: now wanan kumpul money for my education
Siong says: …
Siong says: lol!
Siong says: and that too
Kexin says: don’t care la, SUPER SHOW II must go
Kexin says: presents delay la
Kexin says: next year can double
Kexin says: hahaha!!!!
Kexin says: so jahat
….
Kexin says: ahh, i give everyone one expensive kiss la
Kexin says: hahhaa
Kexin says: cannot wash your face after that
Siong says: ceh!
Siong says: cepat2 go wash
Siong says: use clorox
Siong says: burn the skin also nvm
Kexin says: CACAT
Siong says: as long as dont haf trace
Kexin says: expensive la ok!
Kexin says: ape trace???
Kexin says: haha
Kexin says: kexin’s secret to beautiful eyes: eat fish
Siong says: haha!
Kexin says: my Mom and i were talking about her colleague’s daughter who started wearing specs ady
Kexin says: so my Mom said when we’re young, she gave us a lot of fish
Kexin says: i also remembered that
Kexin says: eat until see fish also scream, pull hair and run away
Kexin says: but the consequence of it is: BEAUTIFUL EYES
Kexin says: hahaha
Kexin says: so, next time my kids should eat also
Kexin says: eat until crazy
Siong says: haha…
Kexin says: until die also must eat
Siong says: kwa jiong
Kexin says: everything also put fish inside
Kexin says: every meal also got
Kexin says: they’ll die!!1
Kexin says: shouri and yuuri!!!
….
Kexin says: hankyung: i miss you all
Kexin says: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Kexin says: he very handsome larhhh!!!!
Siong says: haha..yupp!
Kexin says: “OPEN THE DOOR! POLICE!!”
Kexin says: HAHAHAHAHA
Siong says: lol
Siong says: that show made me wanna eat ja jiang myun
Kexin says: ahhh… they all love him
Kexin says: SUNGMIN IS SUPER FLEXIBLE!
Siong says: hehe..chinese martial arts ma
Siong says: time for maggie mee
Kexin says: YER!
Kexin says: I ALSO WANT!!
….
Kexin says: ahhh
Kexin says: i’m dead hungry
Kexin says: in fact, i’m dead
Siong says: lol!
….
Kexin says: “where are you feeling unwell?”
Kexin says: leeteuk: everywhere
Kexin says: fai la!
Kexin says: instructor: to the point that you want to die? do you feel like dying?
Kexin says: leeteuk: i’m dying
Kexin says: instructor: then please go ahead and die
Siong says: haha! bt teukie’s body mmg weak ma
Kexin says: haha
Kexin says: the weak point
Kexin says: but his mouth really good loh
Kexin says: i want his talking talent
Kexin says: haha!
Siong says: yala!
Kexin says: “look at the kid’s eyes, they don’t lie”
Siong says: go and manipulate evrything
Kexin says: “we wanted to do it, but we’re not suited for snow white:
Kexin says: fai la
Siong says: supposed to be their punishment!
Siong says: the washing dishes also
….
Kexin says: hankyung with the helmet looks like some anime character with his long hair
Kexin says: wah, so handsome and yeng
Siong says: i dont like his dont don hair la
Siong says: his current hair nice la
Kexin says: this one longer
Kexin says: haha
Kexin says: still blond
Siong says: yeah la..and a bit orangy
Kexin says: ahh
Kexin says: hankyung~

Kexin says: SIONG!!

Kexin says: T_T

Kexin says: where were you??????

Kexin says: i was about to call you ady if you don’t online tonight

Siong says: ??

Siong says: using my new phone,…^^

Siong says: lol

Kexin says: CEH!

Kexin says: what phone??

Siong says: 5800 la

Kexin says: i sent the ABCD ET GOLLUM SHREK GOLLUM UN NOH YA

Kexin says: ooohh, finally bought it ha

Kexin says: ky also got it

Siong says: that one ah!!!

Kexin says: got it at the pc fair lehh

Siong says: wth?

Siong says: i dun understand a single thing

Kexin says:the song they sing in the camp leh

Siong says: i tot it was some random indon language

Kexin says: with the kids

Kexin says: you check back and seeeee

Siong says: ohhh…lol! i forgot adi

Kexin says: very cute la

Kexin says: donghae keep singing it

Kexin says: LOL

Siong says: yeah, now that u mentioned it i remember a little

Siong says: bt seriously, i tot it was indon or smth

….

Kexin says: haiya, malaysia not safe ady

Kexin says: start to have all these riots and stuff

Siong says: yala! next thing u noe, we

Siong says: will be the next iran

Kexin says: yes

Kexin says: luckily we’re going adt

Kexin says: ady

Siong says: bt we still haf to come bak ma

Kexin says: come back and pack things and lari

Siong says: lol

Siong says: our family leh?

Kexin says: i don’t know how many times i’ll repeat this: if it’s not for the gov, m’sia very nice to stay de

Kexin says: pack as in pack my family and lari la

Siong says: yes!

Kexin says: haha!

Kexin says: that’ll be so funny and animated

Siong says: haha!

Kexin says: ahh.. faster faster go away larg

Siong says: like those jap anime

Kexin says: larh

Kexin says: yeah

Siong says: back and put in kain wan

Kexin says: literally pack and go

Kexin says: hhaha! yes

Siong says: then tie in front of the face

Siong says: haha!

Kexin says: happosai

….

Kexin says: hee

Kexin says: i have a feeling my dad wanna go aussie

Kexin says: haha

Kexin says: his brother is there

Kexin says: but he cannot survive there; no RICE

Siong says: lol

Siong says: yala..bt we haf to work or if haf family at the country then oni can get lo

Siong says: lol!

Kexin says: rice sure very expensive there

Siong says: bread la

Siong says: like yakitate all over again

Kexin says: he cannot wan! must rice

Kexin says: LOL!!!!!

Kexin says: ahh, i miss that show

Siong says: rice bucket=fan tung

Kexin says: exactly

Kexin says: china man betul

Kexin says: but don’t say him la

Kexin says: i too will die without rice

Kexin says: i’d become a fan tung secara tidak langsung

Siong says: haha!

Siong says: got sushi places wan ma…bt yala, expensivce

Siong says: i will cook wan lo, when i study there

Siong says: food so exp

Kexin says: cook also exp leh

Kexin says: because rice is expensive

Siong says: bt can survive la

….

Siong says: i dont mind eating bread lo

Siong says: nice what

Kexin says: cannot ahh, not healthy

Siong says: rice can la, once in a while

Kexin says: come come, jie jie cook

Siong says: ..

Siong says: rice same with bread ma

Kexin says: rice is treasure, it’s a definite NEED

Kexin says: noooo, bread not as nice as rice

Siong says: both also carbs

Kexin says: ahh.. the delicious and yum yum rice

Siong says: …

Siong says: takitate gohan!

Kexin says: mix with exceptionally yummy cili+garlic tumis

Kexin says: FUUH!

Kexin says: heaven!

Siong says: haha!!

Kexin says: gohan banzai!

Siong says: bkt~

Kexin says: ahhhhhh

Kexin says: the yummy yau char guai in soup!

Kexin says: ahh

Kexin says: WHY!

Kexin says: my mouth is watering ady

Kexin says: yeesh yeesh

Siong says: bread also what!! apply blueberry jam and peanut butter! then toast it

Siong says: put cheese also can

Kexin says: eek

Kexin says: not so appealing

Kexin says: haha

Siong says: pb and j!

Siong says: melt in ur mouth eh!

Kexin says: LOL!!!!!!

Kexin says: that cartoon!

Siong says: crispy on the outside and melting in the inside

Siong says: ohh!

Siong says: haha

….

Kexin says: my nails are purple

Kexin says: nw

Kexin says: so evil la

Kexin says: hahha

Siong says: so long din watch adi

Siong says: yala!

Siong says: should selang seli ma

Siong says: one black, one purple

Kexin says: selang seli????

Kexin says: LOL!

Kexin says: OK  ah, next round i do like that

Siong says: haha!

Siong says: booyah!

Kexin says: i want pierrot’s nails marhhh

Siong says: the vry sharp and strong ones?

Kexin says: yes!

Kexin says: his nails really appealing loh!!!!

Siong says: hahaa

Kexin says: i fell in love with those nails at first sight man!

Kexin says: ahh, i have this things for nails

Kexin says: hahhaa

Siong says: no worries, we’re all weird here

Siong says: i haf a thing for boy band leaders

Kexin says: teuk teuk, brian

Kexin says: who else?

Kexin says: haha

Kexin says: g dragon

Kexin says: EI

Siong says: ..

Siong says: no la

Siong says: haha

Siong says: yunho

Kexin says: THE T.O.P AH, IS THE BANDANA GUY LARRHHHHH

Siong says: hyun joong

Siong says: yameh?

Siong says: top always got eyeliner one wo

Kexin says: ahhhh, now i know also feel happier ady

Siong says: he got wear bandana wan mehh?

Kexin says: and bandana

Kexin says: got!!!!!

Kexin says: i hei his tai ady

Siong says: lol!!

Siong says: using ur dad’s expertise

Kexin says: of course!

Kexin says: somewhat got the wai chun de

Siong says: hahaa

….

Kexin says: but i know sungmin can become a great husband and dad

Kexin says: no joke

Kexin says: hahaha

….

Kexin says: got one part ah, when kangin and sungmin are cooking, go and self praise

Kexin says: got self praise session

Kexin says: “we’re like groom-to-be”

Kexin says: “yeah, there’s nothing we cannot do”

Kexin says: “we can clean and cook”

Kexin says: “and we’re handsome too”

Siong says: yala!

Kexin says: “perfect husbands”

Kexin says: fai la!!!!!!

….

Siong says: today the budak vry good oh

Siong says: almost wanted to praise him wan

Kexin says: DON’T DO IT!

Kexin says: later he fly i tell you

Kexin says: even if he gets 99 in his exam, ask where’s the 1%

Siong says: haha…first time in a month plus he did the homework i gave him

Kexin says: don’t give room

Siong says: haha!

Kexin says: he did it all seriously or main2?

Siong says: really got do wan

Siong says: i gave him last sat

Siong says: wait, no, fri

Siong says: then i told him la, u better do ah! or ill call u evryday to check up on u

Siong says: he did do it and showed me in class today

Kexin says: he very smug la now?

Kexin says: hahaha

Kexin says: “you think very good la now?

Kexin says: “you think you finish this time very good la now??”

Kexin says: “have you got 10As?”

Kexin says: “you think you like this can go exam la now??”

Kexin says: “you get number two also you’re still the first among the losers”

Kexin says: “if this coming test you fail i don’t teach ady”

Siong says: lol!

Siong says: he’ll commit suicide if u were to teach him

Siong says: i almost wanted to quit adi

Kexin says: “you go out with your friends you die i tell you”

Siong says: bt i see like if i dont teach him he might bcome worse

Kexin says: it’s not easy, seriously

Kexin says: yahh, that’s what keeping me in too

Kexin says: and of course, MONEY

Kexin says: my buducks pulak today smug at me, got 10 wrongs only for maths paper 1

Kexin says: kira good ady la, i was surprised

Kexin says: but i didn’t say anything

Siong says: haha!

Kexin says: instead i ask him to take the paper and come and pray and bow to me

Kexin says: ahaha

Siong says: really ka?

Kexin says: so jahat kan

Kexin says: kaka

Kexin says: i said jokingly la

Siong says: haha

Kexin says: he was laughing laughing so happy

Kexin says: he actually called to delay class or somthing

Kexin says: then he told me about it

Kexin says: i have a feeling he’s purposely calling just to tell me that

Kexin says: haha

Siong says: hahaa!

Siong says: ur standard so high

Siong says: of cos la

Siong says: can praise once in a while wan ma

Kexin says: got la, minor ones

Siong says: ok lo

Kexin says: frugal kexin

Kexin says: haha

Kexin says: praise frugal kexin

Siong says: lol…frugal more to kedekut in money…ur not kedekut ma…

Siong says: vry generous in buying presents ma

Siong says: haha…i praise u now u will malu2 wan right?

Kexin says: hehe

Kexin says: *shy shy*

Kexin says: *blush blush*

Kexin says: haha!!

Kexin says: i not always buy also larh

Siong says: …

Kexin says: still owe many people present lehh

Kexin says: and i’m dried

Kexin says: hahaha

Siong says: i also la!

Kexin says: hwo to go SUPER SHOW II ???

Siong says: now wanan kumpul money for my education

Siong says: …

Siong says: lol!

Siong says: and that too

Kexin says: don’t care la, SUPER SHOW II must go

Kexin says: presents delay la

Kexin says: next year can double

Kexin says: hahaha!!!!

Kexin says: so jahat

….

Kexin says: ahh, i give everyone one expensive kiss la

Kexin says: hahhaa

Kexin says: cannot wash your face after that

Siong says: ceh!

Siong says: cepat2 go wash

Siong says: use clorox

Siong says: burn the skin also nvm

Kexin says: CACAT

Siong says: as long as dont haf trace

Kexin says: expensive la ok!

Kexin says: ape trace???

Kexin says: haha

Kexin says: kexin’s secret to beautiful eyes: eat fish

Siong says: haha!

Kexin says: my Mom and i were talking about her colleague’s daughter who started wearing specs ady

Kexin says: so my Mom said when we’re young, she gave us a lot of fish

Kexin says: i also remembered that

Kexin says: eat until see fish also scream, pull hair and run away

Kexin says: but the consequence of it is: BEAUTIFUL EYES

Kexin says: hahaha

Kexin says: so, next time my kids should eat also

Kexin says: eat until crazy

Siong says: haha…

Kexin says: until die also must eat

Siong says: kwa jiong

Kexin says: everything also put fish inside

Kexin says: every meal also got

Kexin says: they’ll die!!1

Kexin says: shouri and yuuri!!!

….

Kexin says: hankyung: i miss you all

Kexin says: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Kexin says: he very handsome larhhh!!!!

Siong says: haha..yupp!

Kexin says: “OPEN THE DOOR! POLICE!!”

Kexin says: HAHAHAHAHA

Siong says: lol

Siong says: that show made me wanna eat ja jiang myun

Kexin says: ahhh… they all love him

Kexin says: SUNGMIN IS SUPER FLEXIBLE!

Siong says: hehe..chinese martial arts ma

Siong says: time for maggie mee

Kexin says: YER!

Kexin says: I ALSO WANT!!

….

Kexin says: ahhh

Kexin says: i’m dead hungry

Kexin says: in fact, i’m dead

Siong says: lol!

….

Kexin says: “where are you feeling unwell?”

Kexin says: leeteuk: everywhere

Kexin says: fai la!

Kexin says: instructor: to the point that you want to die? do you feel like dying?

Kexin says: leeteuk: i’m dying

Kexin says: instructor: then please go ahead and die

Siong says: haha! bt teukie’s body mmg weak ma

Kexin says: haha

Kexin says: the weak point

Kexin says: but his mouth really good loh

Kexin says: i want his talking talent

Kexin says: haha!

Siong says: yala!

Kexin says: “look at the kid’s eyes, they don’t lie”

Siong says: go and manipulate evrything

Kexin says: “we wanted to do it, but we’re not suited for snow white:

Kexin says: fai la

Siong says: supposed to be their punishment!

Siong says: the washing dishes also

….

Kexin says: hankyung with the helmet looks like some anime character with his long hair

Kexin says: wah, so handsome and yeng

Siong says: i dont like his dont don hair la

Siong says: his current hair nice la

Kexin says: this one longer

Kexin says: haha

Kexin says: still blond

Siong says: yeah la..and a bit orangy

Kexin says: ahh

Kexin says: hankyung~

To remind everyone (or inform) again, this is a blog for craps and funny things that we think should be recorded and reviewed in the future. This is what I found in Sapphire Pearls moments ago. Have fun =)

SS2 VCR-Heechul’s Children’s Tale
2009/07/25 by stalker93

A long long time ago, there was CatHeechul, whom though he looked very cute but his character wasn’t great. He really looked very very very handsome.
“Yah! Really handsome, really handsome!”
One day the fluctuating CatHeechul was suddenly fidgety.
“Ah~ It’s boring! Is there nothing to do?”
CatHeechul suddenly wanted to bring DragonHankyung & FishDonghae for an adventure.
So Fishy said, “Where are we going! Where are we going!”
DragonHankyung wasn’t happy at all, “I’m too tired! Go yourself! Silly!”
Then, PiggyDongdong suddenly appeared, snatching a poisoned apple to eat.
“Oh! Hyung! This is too great!” Saying this Dongdong opened a bottle of drink.
Little anchovy stuck onto him crawling, it’s AnchovyEunhyuk kekeke
Suddenly, on the side DragonHankyung said, “Ah, there’s so many people here”
“Please accept the Savior, God will save everyone, Hallelujah someday~”
Suddenly DragonHankyung got angry at CatHeechul, “yah, I’m dead tired, you’re now riding on me, you know! You’re mean!”

“Yah, just go forward a little bit more, then the princess that’s asleep in the forest will appear, she’s pretty, really pretty.”
At that moment, Donghae abruptly got a scare & jumped shouting, “ah! the bear that’s asleep in the forest!” is a dinosaur.
“Te ki te ki~ A zo a te ki te ki~ A zo a let’s go let’s go te ki te ki~ ah~ Who’s Jungsu’s friend?”
Consequently, this is how AnchovyEunhyuk & DinosaurEeteuk met~ These two somehow always give the feeling of being a DJ. With this the sudden adventure continued, when from nowhere two cows with fluttering lashes ran out. It’s OxKangin & CowSungmin.
OxKangin insisted on wearing CatHeechul’s glass slipper, & they made a scene.
“Yah! I wanna wear that too, those shoes.”
“Ooo… the shoes are broken.”
“Don’t move! From now on, those that move are all criminals! The shoes are broken! What?!”
“It wasn’t me~”
“Yah! You wore it, if it’s not you, then who is it!”
CatHeechul who was sitting on the coach continuing the adventure, met RabbitRyeowook & TurtleYesung.
“Rabbit! Race!”
“Okay, let’s race!”
This was the exchange school’s holy land, Gyeongju. Not only could you see the Bulguksa temple, there’s also many pagodas, Suhkgatap, Cheomseongdae observatory.
You can also see the nearby PC bang, where KangarooKyuhyun is furiously playing Starcraft.
“Eyebags really, please draw them bigger, it must be huge.”
“Yah, this kid’s face has many pimples, adding more pimples is fine.” (note: this bit was said by heechul to the cartoonist, making the cartoonist change kangarookyu’s image. so, manga kyu who’s sitting in front of the computer wearing a kangaroo suit, dots pop out on his face, plus eyebags)
Today, to slip to the PC bang, KangarooKyu made a thick rope to escape.
“We’ve known each other for seven years~ ah! Ah! The armpit’s hair hurts oh oh oh!”
Watching the descending KangarooKyu, the members, who are usually full of love for their friend, all laughed nonstop, exclaiming happily.
But, what is this that’s falling from the sky~ What is this! What is! What~
Heechul’s Explosive Children’s Tale, End!

original; 丸子 @ kyuhyun’s baidu bar
translation credits; fragment @ sj-world.net

pengu: my spelling is seriously getting bad, haf to read more adi..
ahmad faisal: diorang nk test skil jepun, kebenda tah
pengu: i tink my brain is silently rotting away
ahmad faisal: rotting
ahmad faisal: haha
ahmad faisal: bubuh formaldehyde, tak la rotting
pengu: …
Sakyou-dono: LOL!
Sakyou-dono: go go put
ahmad faisal: kasi awet
ahmad faisal: haha
ahmad faisal: cepat wai siong
ahmad faisal: mencegah lebih cepat drpd mengubati
Sakyou-dono: prevention is better than cure, babeh
pengu: gila ka?
pengu: lagi la cepat bodoh
ahmad faisal: hahahahaha!!!
ahmad faisal: bagus2
ahmad faisal: itu maksudnya, u tak rotting la
Sakyou-dono: hahahaha!
pengu: haha
ahmad faisal: sebab u tau, kalau letak tu, lagi cepat bodoh
pengu: i was struggling to spell reasonable just now
ahmad faisal: ha, terbukti, tak rotting lagi
Sakyou-dono: oh no
pengu: i tot it was resoanable
pengu: how stupid is that?
Sakyou-dono: you need to start reading the dictionary
pengu: it’s like, standard 3 also noe la
pengu: lol! i used to tink i can read the dictionary
pengu: not possible
pengu: it’s only for reference
pengu: gai tried it, bt i dun tink she got thru all the words

ahmad faisal: kelakar la tgk teukit kena kejar anjing
ahmad faisal: xD
pengu: ….
pengu: suddenly
pengu: haha
ahmad faisal: haha
ahmad faisal: pastu anjing tu kata “his look like criminal”
ahmad faisal: xD

pengu: i noe what i wanna do for the holidays adi!
Sakyou-dono: heh..
pengu: sharpen my cooking skills
Sakyou-dono: by the time we would be arguing which jusco to go to
Sakyou-dono: your kitchen will explode
pengu: what?
pengu: im a good cook!
Sakyou-dono: ye ye
pengu: starting with kimchi jigae!
pengu: maybe ill start a food blog
Sakyou-dono: which no one will go
Sakyou-dono: hahaha
Sakyou-dono: ok la, i become your no. one fan la
pengu: …
pengu: no one ask also
Sakyou-dono: siong oliver
pengu: lol
pengu: …
pengu: so funny!

pengu: summore what u guys wanna eat ah?
pengu: i wanan try cooking evrything
Sakyou-dono: hmmm
Sakyou-dono: you cook what i also eat de
pengu: lol
Sakyou-dono: cook steak!
pengu: beef ah?
pengu: hmm..
pengu: veal?
Sakyou-dono: all
pengu: how to find veal in msia ah?
pengu: ceh!
pengu: all
Sakyou-dono: hahha
Sakyou-dono: no la, i would like deserts
pengu: ooohh..i was thinking of picking up pastry making
pengu: so cool la i see those pastry chefs
pengu: bt vry hard lo the skill
ahmad faisal: pastry?
ahmad faisal: buat donut je la
ahmad faisal: xD
pengu: can la
pengu: really ah?
ahmad faisal: yela
ahmad faisal: sedap apa
pengu: ok la, after kimchi jigae i try making steak and donut
ahmad faisal: donut tu, kita salut dgn melt chocolate
pengu: if fail adi u also haf to eat ah!
ahmad faisal: or ikut creativity kita
pengu: ahh..boleh2
ahmad faisal: saya pandai buat la donut
Sakyou-dono: ye ye
pengu: i do adi u deco la
ahmad faisal: haha
ahmad faisal: standard big apple lagi tuh, cehh wah
pengu: steak u want what? half cook, 70%?
Sakyou-dono: 70
ahmad faisal: 90 percent
ahmad faisal: haha
pengu: mine would be McSiong’s!
pengu: 90% no need to eat adi la
ahmad faisal: mcsiongs
pengu: well done adi
pengu: yeah!
pengu: best fast food in msia
pengu: or at least for now, btho
Sakyou-dono: LOL!
Sakyou-dono: cacat la the mini drama!!!
Sakyou-dono: ryeowook promoting the first class seat
ahmad faisal: quite perfect la diorang dance tu
Sakyou-dono: then sungmin and shindong go mengada2
pengu: yupp, teukie go praise them also, summore practice for so short a time
pengu: they mmg mengada wan la the group
pengu: always they win wan
Sakyou-dono: ahhaha
ahmad faisal: jeles la diorang dpt dance neorago
ahmad faisal: xD
pengu: lol
ahmad faisal: tapi kita tak lpas2 lagi sorry2, esp me
ahmad faisal: xD
ahmad faisal: tak tau apa perkembangan nya skrg
ahmad faisal: xD
pengu: my leg ok adi ma
pengu: haha..im tempted to run
Sakyou-dono: go my blog now
Sakyou-dono: got one video on a group of guys dancing
pengu: ?
Sakyou-dono: go go
pengu: u mean that sorry2 dance?
Sakyou-dono: yes
Sakyou-dono: LOL!! they go out ccs punye ost
pengu: loading
pengu: go out?
pengu: u mean the mini drama?
Sakyou-dono: yala
Sakyou-dono: i mean, they go and put
pengu: oohh
Sakyou-dono: ahhh
Sakyou-dono: my kyu can speak japanese
Sakyou-dono: hahahha
Sakyou-dono: when they give him the 100 yen he go say subarashi
Sakyou-dono: cacat
pengu: they feel so lost la
pengu: eunhyuk really funnny lo!

ahmad faisal: skrg saya tgh bljr hare hare yukai
ahmad faisal: haha
Sakyou-dono: LOL!!!!!
pengu: really!?
pengu: we dance together next time
ahmad faisal: yelah
Sakyou-dono: okaehhhh
pengu: ooo..learn from the slow-mo videos or the mirrored ones
pengu: easier

Sakyou-dono: heechul : That’s my new world’s new species of petals who praise me!!
Sakyou-dono: fai la
pengu: i like stalker93’s posts on sapphire pearls
pengu: he update a lot
Sakyou-dono: yess
Sakyou-dono: is it a he?
pengu: i tink so
Sakyou-dono: from what he/she written, it seemed more like a 15 year old girl
pengu: why would a girl name herself stalker?
pengu: really?
Sakyou-dono: yeah
Sakyou-dono: there’s this post mentioned “they’re trying to kill me before i turn 16”
Sakyou-dono: then again, it’s stalker93
Sakyou-dono: year 1993
pengu: ahhh
pengu: yeah
pengu: true also la, we dont get a lot of guy fans for suju
pengu: not the screaming kind, at least
Sakyou-dono: haha
Sakyou-dono: we do have 13 of them
Sakyou-dono: the ones that do the dance
pengu: and definitely not the ones that will update abt suju evry single waking moment
Sakyou-dono: hahahha
Sakyou-dono: yeshhh
pengu: usually guys who like them is cos of their dance or song oni
pengu: bt girls pulak look into their lives
pengu: they like them as people
pengu: not for their songs
pengu: well, songs and dance is an addition to it la
Sakyou-dono: haha
Sakyou-dono: but i get attracted because of their song
Sakyou-dono: i have to say, they are goood to attract someone who dislike korea so much
Sakyou-dono: and now i’m head over heels about them
Sakyou-dono: they are good
pengu: yeah, it’s abnormal for a suju fan to hate korean stuffs
Sakyou-dono: yeah, i’m an abnormal fan
Sakyou-dono: ahahha
Sakyou-dono: as soon as it is announced, i’m all ears to buy the tickets
pengu: yeah

Sakyou-dono: i worry the cacat gov don’t let them in only
Sakyou-dono: if that happen ah, riot ah
ahmad faisal: haha
ahmad faisal: betul2
ahmad faisal: u both la riot
ahmad faisal: xD
Sakyou-dono: the ELF showdown
pengu: they haf to rent the stadium, summore msia sure want to haf money for themselves wan la
pengu: haf to rasuah maybe
Sakyou-dono: i can’t imagine the circumstances

Author’s note: I’m done with the colouring. No colouring from now onwards. *Bluek*

And Chocoline refers to the three Chocoholics who always online.